Author: Mark

  • Black Female American Power!

    US player Serena Williams celebrates winning the first set against Germany’s Angelique Kerber during the women’s singles final on the thirteenth day of the 2016 Wimbledon Championships at The All England Lawn Tennis Club in Wimbledon, southwest London, on 9 July 2016. / AFP PHOTO / JUSTIN TALLIS / RESTRICTED TO EDITORIAL USE

    Widely regarded as one of the greatest tennis players of all time. Here’s a breakdown of her key accomplishments:

    • Tennis Legend:
      • She revolutionised women’s tennis with her powerful style of play.
      • She holds 23 Grand Slam singles titles, the most by any woman in the Open Era.
      • She has also achieved significant success in doubles, often playing alongside her sister Venus Williams.
    • Accomplishments:
      • She has won multiple Olympic gold medals in both singles and doubles.
      • She has had a long and dominant career, showcasing incredible athleticism and resilience.
    • Beyond Tennis:
      • She is also known for her impact on fashion, her business ventures, and her advocacy for various social causes.
      • She is now a mother of two children.
    • She has also been a very influential figure for many people, and helped to bring a new level of athleticism to women’s tennis.

    In essence, Serena Williams is a sporting icon who has left an indelible mark on the world of tennis and beyond.

  • A Lesson in Glamour from Tennis

    Russian former professional tennis player and American television personality. Here’s a summary of key aspects of her life:

    • Tennis Career:
      • She gained worldwide recognition for her tennis skills and celebrity status.
      • Despite never winning a singles title, she reached No. 8 in the world in 2000.
      • She achieved significant success in doubles, particularly with Martina Hingis, winning Grand Slam titles.
      • She retired from professional tennis in 2003 due to back and spinal problems.
    • Beyond Tennis:
      • She has also worked as a television personality.
      • She has participated in charitable work.
      • She has a long term relationship with Enrique Iglesias, and they have children together.
    • Her rise to fame, and her celebrity status, made her one of the most well known tennis stars in the world.
  • The Diary of Lady Mary of Wimbledon

    Chapter 3: When Mary met Viking Warlord John Hartley, a Serialised Tennis Novel

    John Hartley, a member of the Yorkist White Rose glass-making militia of the Viking county of Yorkshire, stepped onto the Wimbledon tennis court, to face opponent, V. S. Leger Goold, a typical Romeo & Juliet Irish stereotype, destined to fulfil the prophecy of a tragic Shakespeare Monte Carlo life script.

    I took one look at Hartley, and a Scandinavian clergyman rush of Church of England Temple at Uppsala, took over all my senses and I immediately knew that he was the reincarnation of Thor, the muscular thunderous Berserker of my Viking-Casanova hybrid fantasy. I had always wanted a man to dominate me, and my fellow Wimbledon villagers, just weren’t up to the job.

    My Viking Mesoamerican Mayan Heart Man, Sir John Hartley, was in my line of sight. The 1,100 spectators made me well aware that other women might want him for themselves, so I made certain he’d be mine as soon as he left the court. I seduced him with my look of love and blood red lips. He responded by holding my gaze. I approached the head of the Scandinavian priesthood, and told him to impress me with the longship, he had anchored in Chelsea Basin (harbour in London). He was up to the challenge. He didn’t disappoint.

  • What Sport can do to the Male Brain

    The relationship between tennis and testosterone levels is complex, and here’s a breakdown of what research indicates:

    • Exercise and Testosterone:
      • In general, physical activity, especially high-intensity exercise, can influence testosterone levels.
      • Studies have shown that activities like resistance training and HIIT can stimulate testosterone production.
      • Tennis, with its mix of bursts of high-intensity movement and periods of rest, can contribute to this effect.
    • Tennis and Hormonal Responses:
      • Research indicates that competitive sports like tennis can trigger hormonal responses, including changes in testosterone and cortisol levels.
      • The “winner effect” is a phenomenon where winning a competition can lead to a more significant increase in testosterone.
      • However, hormonal responses can vary depending on factors like the intensity of the match, the individual’s emotional state, and their overall fitness level.
    • Factors to Consider:
      • The increase in testosterone from exercise is often temporary.
      • Consistent exercise, though, can contribute to healthier overall hormone levels.
      • Individual responses to exercise vary greatly.

    In summary, tennis, as a form of physical activity, can influence testosterone levels, particularly in the context of competitive play. However, the effects are complex and influenced by various factors.

  • It’s Not Just About the Winning

    Tennis is a fantastic way to boost your mood and increase those feel-good endorphins! Here’s how:

    1. Physical exertion: Tennis is a physically demanding sport that gets your heart rate up and your blood pumping. This increased physical activity triggers the release of endorphins, natural chemicals in your brain that have mood-boosting effects, similar to morphine.
    2. Stress reduction: The competitive nature of tennis can help you release pent-up stress and tension. Hitting that winning shot or outmaneuvering your opponent can provide a sense of accomplishment and reduce stress levels.
    3. Social interaction: Playing tennis with friends or family can be a great social activity. The camaraderie and friendly competition can boost your mood and provide a sense of belonging.
    4. Improved self-esteem: As you improve your skills and achieve success on the court, your confidence and self-esteem can also increase. This positive reinforcement can further contribute to an overall sense of well-being.
    5. Mind-body connection: Tennis requires focus, concentration, and strategic thinking. This mental engagement can help clear your mind and provide a sense of mental clarity and relaxation.
  • The Perfect Tennis Ball

    A great tennis ball is a product of carefully balanced characteristics, designed to provide consistent performance. Here’s a breakdown of the key factors:

    1. Core Composition:

    • Rubber Quality:
      • The core, typically made of natural or synthetic rubber, determines the ball’s bounce. High-quality rubber provides a consistent and lively bounce.  
      • The way the rubber is processed, and the consistency of that process is a huge factor in quality.
    • Pressurisation:
      • Pressurised balls contain air under pressure, contributing to their bounce. This pressure must be consistent and maintained.
      • Pressureless balls use a thicker rubber core to create the bounce. These balls last longer, but feel different to play with.

    2. Felt Covering:

    • Material:
      • The felt, a blend of wool and synthetic fibres, affects the ball’s durability, feel, and interaction with the court.
      • A higher percentage of natural wool often indicates a premium ball.
    • Weave and Thickness:
      • The weave and thickness of the felt influence the ball’s speed, spin, and durability.
      • “Extra duty” balls have thicker felt for hard courts, while “regular duty” balls are designed for softer courts.

    3. Performance Characteristics:

    • Bounce Consistency:
      • A great ball maintains a consistent bounce height, allowing players to predict its trajectory.
    • Durability:
      • The ball should withstand repeated impacts without losing its shape, pressure, or felt covering.
    • Visibility:
      • The bright yellow colour, known as “optic yellow,” ensures high visibility on the court.
    • Spin Response:
      • The felt should allow players to impart spin on the ball and for the ball to react consistently to that spin.
    • Consistent flight:
      • The ball should fly through the air with a predictable and consistent trajectory.

    4. Court Surface Considerations:

    • Hard Courts:
      • Require balls with durable felt to withstand the abrasive surface.
    • Clay Courts:
      • Benefit from balls with less felt, as clay can accumulate on the surface.
    • Grass Courts:
      • Favour balls with a felt that grips the slick surface.

    In essence, a great tennis ball is a product of precise engineering and high-quality materials, designed to deliver consistent and reliable performance for players of all levels.

  • The Diary of Lady Mary of Wimbledon

    Chapter 2: When Mary met Mentalist P. F. Hadow, a Serialised Tennis Novel

    Patrick, The Mentalist, as I liked to call him, due to his unique magical, mind-reading, telepathic, precog, psychic, fortune telling ability, was a mesmerising experience. It’s no wonder that he beat my one time animal lover, Spencer Gore. The one and only match, the “challenge round” as Spencer called it, was where my rugged Harrow School boy Patrick proved his gladiatorial masculinity in the ring. Spencer’s volleying style didn’t have a chance against my mentalist’s exotic Sri Lankan, Sinhalese, Tamil, Ceylonese, bright red juicy lobster technique, sending his balls high into the sky. I loved it when after giving Spencer a good thrashing, he walked up to him, in the most confrontational way imaginable, and whispered into his left ear “You’re such a soft sissy… Go back to your woman, and tell her I’m available to satisfy her quench for a real man’s masculine squeeze.” That was my cue to approach Patrick. I grabbed his hand, and dragged him to the Dog and Fox pub on 24 High Street in Wimbledon Village, where I got as high as possible on cat sized aphrodisiac oysters, before I put my deep ocean drenched tongue into his ear, and cleaned his wax filled love tunnel. I continued to pleasure my man of all men in the same vain, day and night, with no break, 24/7, until he decided for some bizarre reason, to return to his full time work in Ceylon (Sri Lanka), as a Ceylon black tea plantation marshal. I told him I’d finance a luxury Wimbledon lifestyle for him through my embarrassingly large trust fund, but he was adamant that his 6 children in Kotte needed their father to teach them in the ways of Eastern business. Of course, I can take a hint, and so I agreed to accept his line, and my eyes moved on and began to scan south west London with ultra high definition falcon vision, searching for a man that would be able to keep my insatiable maternal instinct as filled as possible.

  • Do you want to learn how to play?

    Tennis has a fairly well-defined set of rules, though nuances can occur. Here’s a breakdown of the core elements:

    Basic Gameplay:

    • Objective:
      • The aim is to hit the ball over the net and within the boundaries of the opponent’s court, making it impossible for them to return it.
    • Serving:
      • The game begins with a serve. The server stands behind the baseline and hits the ball diagonally into the opponent’s service box.
      • The server gets two attempts to land the serve in the correct box. A failed serve is called a “fault.”
    • Returning:
      • After a legal serve, the opponent must return the ball before it bounces twice.
    • Points:
      • A point is won when a player fails to return the ball legally.

    Scoring:

    • Game:
      • Points are scored as “love” (zero), 15, 30, and 40.
      • To win a game, a player must win four points, with a two-point lead.
      • If the score reaches 40-40, it’s called “deuce.”
      • After deuce, a player must win two consecutive points to win the game (advantage, then game).
    • Set:
      • A set is won by the first player to win six games, with a two-game lead.
      • If the score reaches 6-6, a “tiebreak” is typically played.
    • Match:
      • A match is won by winning the majority of sets.
      • Men’s Grand Slam matches are best-of-five sets.
      • Women’s and most other matches are best-of-three sets.

    Key Rules:

    • Lines:
      • A ball landing on a line is considered “in.”
    • Net:
      • If a serve hits the net but lands in the correct service box, it’s a “let” and the serve is replayed.
      • If a ball in play hits the net and lands in the opponent’s court, the point continues.
    • Faults:
      • Faults occur when:
        • The serve lands outside the service box.
        • The server steps on or over the baseline before hitting the ball (foot fault).
        • A player fails to return the ball before it bounces twice.
        • A player hits the ball out of the court boundaries.
    • Tiebreaks:
      • Tiebreaks are played when a set reaches 6-6.
      • Points are scored 1, 2, 3, etc.
      • The first player to reach seven points, with a two-point lead, wins the tiebreak.
  • The Rafa Nadal Tennis Centre

    Sports centre inspired by the Rafa Nadal Academy by Movistar, located in high-end resorts and holiday complexes. It offers tennis programs for adults and children, with training based on the methodology used at the Rafa Nadal Academy by Movistar.

    Here are some key features:

    • Locations: The original academy is in Mallorca, Spain, but there are other locations, such as at the Sani Resort in Greece, and Costa Mujeres near Cancun, Mexico.
    • Facilities: The centres typically offer tennis courts (both clay and hard courts), padel courts, fitness centres, swimming pools, and sometimes additional amenities like spas and pro shops.
    • Programs: They provide individual and group coaching packages for all ages and abilities, with programs often incorporating Nadal’s personal values and ethos.
    • Coaching: Expert coaches provide training, with sessions focusing on technical and physical training.
    • Partnerships: The Rafa Nadal Tennis Centre at Sani Resort offers reciprocal benefits with the Rafa Nadal Academy by Movistar in Mallorca.
  • “You cannot be serious!”

    John McEnroe (1981 Wimbledon)

    American former professional tennis player, widely regarded as one of the greatest of all time. Here’s a summary of his career and impact:

    Career Highlights:

    • Dominant Player: McEnroe was known for his exceptional shot-making, volleying skills, and competitive spirit. He held the world No. 1 ranking in both singles and doubles.
    • Grand Slam Titles: He won seven Grand Slam singles titles (four US Open, three Wimbledon), nine men’s doubles titles, and one mixed doubles title.
    • Rivalries: McEnroe had legendary rivalries with players like Björn Borg, Jimmy Connors, and Ivan Lendl, which defined an era of tennis.
    • Doubles Prowess: He was an exceptional doubles player, forming a dominant partnership with Peter Fleming.
    • Fiery Temperament: McEnroe was notorious for his on-court outbursts and confrontations with umpires, which often overshadowed his talent.

    Beyond the Court:

    • Broadcasting: After retiring from professional tennis, McEnroe became a successful television commentator for tennis events.
    • Other Ventures: He has also pursued interests in music, art, and acting, often playing himself in comedic roles.
    • Legacy: McEnroe remains a prominent figure in the tennis world, known for his outspoken personality and contributions to the sport.

    Quick Facts:

    • Full Name: John Patrick McEnroe Jr.
    • Born: 16 February 1959, in Wiesbaden, West Germany
    • Playing Style: Left-handed, aggressive serve-and-volley
    • Career Titles: 77 singles, 78 doubles
    • Hall of Fame: Inducted into the International Tennis Hall of Fame in 1999