Chapter 7: Another Rennie Heartburn and Indigestion Finals

The year is 1883, it’s a new Wimbledon Championship, a larger audience but one thing remained the same, the lemmings of Saint Mary’s Church, Billy and Ernie, the Renshaw brothers, who once again had managed to make it into the finals.
It was such a shame that Billy only made it to the young mature age of 43 (12th August 1904) and Ernie didn’t even make it to 40, he died at the age of 38 (2nd September 1899). I on the other hand however, managed to somehow make it well into my 100s, long enough to see the soul of the lemmings preserved in Rennie (founded 1931), the heartburn and indigestion tablet brand of Bayer (founded 1863), the elected pharmaceutical company of Nazi world leader Adolf Hitler (20 April 1889 – 30 April 1945).
I decided to resist the temptation of having a menage a trois with the male lemmings and instead seduced a young 18-year-old stud in The Refectory on Church Road in Wimbledon. It actually made me feel younger after the session for some reason, perhaps Bayer’s Nazi scientists would know why the elixir of life might be young love?